想说木偶的爱情。Talk About Puppet Love

先谢谢赖小姐，谭小姐，张小姐和林先生好了，竟然让我预早拍到我今天想说的话。
I must thank Miss Lai, Tam, Teo and Mr. Lim for having been able to predict the future and shoot something I want to say today, a few days ago.

本人在和不知道第几任女朋友一起的时候，曾经去了教堂一年。本人后来和也不知道第几任女朋友分手后，她也去了教堂信了教。我相信我那堆不知道第几任信教的女朋友们一定也在她们相信的宗教里学到很多好的东西。我比较简单，能教人向善的，都是好宗教，不然政府说宗教信仰自由（我很少赞同政府）？
When I was with my nth girlfriend, I attended church for a year. When I broke up with my another nth girlfriend, she picked up Christianity too. I strongly believe all my christian ex girlfriends must have learnt a lot of good things from what they believe in. Things are more simple to me, I believe any religion is good as long as it leads people to the right directions. Or else, why does government say "freedom in beliefs" (I do not normally agree with the government)?

我听了很多遍的“给点时间自己，主会让你认识祂”，也听过很多次的“拜大伯公，大伯公会保佑你”。我今天也听说了“他不是信教的，和他分开吧。我们和他，妳选一个”。嗯，我想了很久。越想，眼睛张越大。
I have heard words like "give yourself some time, God will show you Himself" and "go bai bai, Dua Pek Gong will protect you". Today, I heard something new "He is not a Christian, break up with him. Us and him, you choose one". Hmm, so this is new and as I think more, my eyes go bigger and bigger.

判个好人死刑，原来不需要他做了什么，只要他不相信你相信的，就行了。
So it is not so hard to give a good person a death penalty. All you need to prove, is that he does not believe in what you believe. That is easy.

想到妳走了一段又一段的路，还真替妳觉得心痛。
I feel sorry for you for what you have been through.

妳的爱情，不被妳左右。
You do not own your love.

我接下来的女朋友们（如果有）和老婆（如果有），我恳求妳明白。
如果我说阿弥托佛，我恳求妳明白，至少我不会再杀蟑螂。
如果我穿纱笼到处跑，每天跪五次，我恳求你明白，至少我大腿内侧凉爽，不会再长廯。
如果我说主耶稣会打救妳，我恳求妳明白，至少妳一定跟我上天堂，可能还可以做天使。
To my future girlfriend(s)(if I have) and wife (if I can have), I hope you will understand.
If I say Amitabha, please understand, at least I won't kill cockroach no more.
If I wear sarung and kneel down 5 times a day, please understand, at least my inner thighs are dry, no more skin disease.
If I say Jesus will save you, please understand, at least you can go to heaven with me, who knows, be angels?

如果真有神，请妳相信，祂一定会让他们明白。
If there is God, please believe, He will make them understand.

我没有不赞成任何好的宗教，谢谢。
I do not have anything against any religion, thank you.