不要拿這個環境的年輕人來開玩笑。

某花園集團前陣子辦了一個上報的攝影比賽。參賽者可以在繳報名費後在辦公時間自由在集團範圍內拍攝適合主題的風景和人事物做參賽作品。對於本地比賽這件事情，或許是因為見過太多，我在朋友決定參賽前勸了她一下。後來她還是決定參加，我當然也就給予行動上的支持。

為什麼要勸？
一）每位參賽者繳剛好超過單位數的報名費，然後參賽作品不限制數量，說明主辦當局希望看到更多關於自己花園的風景（用獎金吸引更多參賽者，在賺取報名費的同時希望會有拍攝風景的高手參賽，在不需要聘請攝影師的情況下，可以得到免費的好照片做集團的商業用途）。
二）朋友報名的時候，對方在對話中含糊帶過截止日期（第一次截止日期被延後，說明主辦當局沒有達到目標就不打算宣布成績頒發獎金）。
三）沒有評審資料。

後來截止日期再延後了一次，有沒有第三次我不知道。

最近朋友打了電話過去詢問比賽結果。第一通電話的回答是主辦當局已經私底下聯絡得獎人。第二通電話的回答是因為作品沒有達到他們的要求，所以其實比賽沒有結果（朋友說還好有禮籃），也就是不了了之。
怎麼都沒對好口供？

比賽就是比賽，就算是全數取消資格也是一個有勇氣的判決。不然的話，作品再不理想，也會分出一個高低。這道理和一百米決賽是一樣的，不會因為某人跑最快可是破了世界最慢紀錄而得不到第一名。

你們大可以辦一個徵選作品的活動，名正言順地拒絕所有不滿意的作品。

我們老山豬不要緊，不要拿這個環境的年輕人來開玩笑。

攝影是一道門

其實我們都不該和小人計較。他們只是位子爬高了，仗著為人師表，把謊話騙得更精彩。是的，這是個小地方，什麼事都傳得特別快。你當然可以繼續打壓，那是因為你知道有個人在把更好的環境慢慢建立起來。而這環境里的這些人，早已經知道你會嘗試做些什麼。我衷心替你加油，千萬別讓謊話再給看穿了，只有這樣你才能在自己的城堡里威風，長青。

攝影是一道門，它讓你把自己看得更仔細。這樣，你就能活得更徹底。

生病了吧？

我以前把自己免費丟出去，都沒有一位攝影師願意帶我去體會婚宴和派對攝影。今天走過來了，也沒有要你做免費的，你是不是應該把重心放在學習和機會那裡？ 我以前被教練操得小便出血，也沒哼一聲。後來我當上了最佳球員。今天你不繼續練習，是因為你覺得我給你臉色看？那你回家。我是教練，不是老豆。 這種現象，只會讓整個環境的水準下降。

Save Malaysia

I am not a law professional, neither an experienced politician. I am also not a well-known analyst. Hi, my name is Skyler and I am a Malaysian.

This is how I look at Lynas coming in to Malaysia. Someone has received a lot of money to make this happen even when fellow Malaysians say no.

1. Lynas cannot fail. Should Lynas fail, that someone will be found out eventually.

2. That someone cannot get caught because if he does, he will reveal the person from cow project.

3. Person from cow project cannot get arrested because if she does, she will reveal the person who threw

our fellow Malaysian off the window.

4.   The person who threw our fellow Malaysian off the window cannot get arrested because if he does,

he will reveal who bombed the Mongolian lady into pieces.

5.   The person who bombed the Mongolian lady into pieces cannot get caught because he is does, he will reveal the person who stole fellow Malaysians’ money through buying a faulty submarine.

6.   The person who bought the faulty submarine cannot get arrested because if he does, he will

reveal the person behind the lost of a fighter jet engine.

7.   The person who stole the engine cannot get caught because if he does, he will reveal how much

our formal prime minister earned from selling our land with oil to Brunei.

And above all these, our Prime Minister is caught using our money to polish his already ruined image through UK Channel.

In a company, if you are caught using company fund for own purpose, you are to be sacked and reported to the police for further investigation.

In a school, if you are caught using class fund for own purpose, you are to be punished by the discipline master and parents are to meet with the headmaster.

Our prime minister though, is sitting there, safe and sound after what he has done.

To me, this is a chain of dirty activities, like the drain at your backyard. Cleaning one part does not correct the situation. Clean it all up is the solution.

You might wonder why the government is still ruling. They give local identity card to immigrants provided they vote for them. They cash out 500 to many to earn votes and stopped the monthly support on old folks in order to get the money to do it. They are buying their votes, and integrity of those who are bought.

I am not here to cause illegal riots or activities. I am just telling you what I tell myself. What do I tell myself? I say ‘Change the government, change our leader’.

Hi, I am Skyler. I am 100% Malaysian Chinese who belongs nowhere else but here in Malaysia. Today, I stand firm and proud, telling the world, and myself, ‘Change the Government, change our leader, change it all. Then, we can save Malaysia, our home’.

一分耕耘，一分收獲。

好幾個月沒有更新部落，發生了好多。把D90賣掉，換了K-5。公司贊助GRD III和GXR S10，我組了Jesselton Ricoh Factory (JR Factory)。學生兼朋友犯了錯，和大哥扶了他一把，最後看來還是徒勞。遇到不可一世的回流設計師，忘了自己也是本地出產，說話沒頭沒腦。我開始寫回字，不環保但這是必要的。

這些月，我用八個字提醒自己－－一分耕耘，一分收獲。

搖滾，讓妳久等了，不好意思！

丟臉的《馬一定》丟臉。Shame On You, Maidin

給所有海外的朋友和世界每個角落愛這個世界的人，我為這個人感到萬分遺憾，因為他竟然是我國的領袖。我可以說的是，他不代表我，也不代表我在馬來西亞任何一個愛國的朋友。請記住他的名字，Zainuddin Maidin。

To all my overseas friends and people all around the world, I am sorry but this retard does not represent me nor my fellow Malaysian friends in any way. I am a Malaysian but I am no retard. Remember his name, Zainuddin Maidin.

搖滾天使，愚人節快樂！

一個人說你不聽，是個性；十個人說你還是不聽，是愚人。
Shame on you if you fool me once, shame on me if you fool me twice.

我忍！

我再忍！(*^&%(%)(*&&*(^)!!!

不缺什么

我要我的月亮是蓝色的。我要我的天空永远都那么黑。嗯，好了，都有了。

人被设计时，已经在程式上加入了“缺点”这一行。然后在后来的程式上加入“更正”这个选项供你选择以针对“缺点”做出纠正。程式设计好之后就把你丢进地球这个垃圾堆，再看看你会被再循环成什么。所以人不可能完美，因为你能够选择，而选择这一行并不在“缺点”里供你更正。没有缺点，不代表你完美，只说明了你不缺什么。

夜光之下。Under The Light

昨晚的月，好亮。元子见到我的第一句话就是，“拍月亮哦！” 嗯，也好，反正吃饱没事做。怎知道下楼下，发现他已经走了，呵呵！可能自己跑去拍了吧？呵呵！元子，如果你没拍，这张和你分享。如果你拍了，这张就当是成功的妈妈的例子吧，呵呵！
The moon was bright last night! Horace was telling me to shoot it but he left already when I came down again. Horace, let this be a sharing if you have not shot it, and be an example of bad picture if you have done it, hehe!

以前听某位高手说过，“我看球看了十多年，已经看到会打了。” 这句话，我到前两天才明白。道理其实很简单，只要让周遭的人都在学你看来的那套，错了也变对。也好，至少在山上还是猛虎。
I was once told by a very good coach that he had been WATCHING the game for so long, long enough for him to know how to play right away. I am going to be the next Roger Federer in Kota Kinabalu since I have been WATCHING his games. Well, at least the best in town.

三更。Midnight

快去睡，我要醒了。
Go to bed, as I am about to wake up.

谁的钱？Whose Money Is It?

这是在屋子被烧掉的废墟里找回出来的硬币。嗯，是的，废墟里有钱，但请你放弃那刚刚浮现出来的念头。值钱的，我们捡回了；不值钱的，被村民偷掉了；硬币，我们挖出来了；纸币，被烧掉了。
今天练球时认识了一个新朋友，他说了一句话，“很多华人就是这样，为名为利，耍手段让威胁到他的人过不下去。”
还好，不值钱的，被偷走了；值钱的，我捡回了。

These are coins we found at the burnt house. Yes, there is money in there but please forget about the evil idea that just crossed your mind. Precious ones, we found them. Worthless, villagers stole it. Coins, we got it back. Bills, all burnt.
Got to know a new friend today who said something like this,"A lot chinese are like that. They make whoever that can threaten their position suffer just so they remain safe and loud."
Nevermind. those worthless, were stolen. Precious ones, I found them.

想说木偶的爱情。Talk About Puppet Love

先谢谢赖小姐，谭小姐，张小姐和林先生好了，竟然让我预早拍到我今天想说的话。
I must thank Miss Lai, Tam, Teo and Mr. Lim for having been able to predict the future and shoot something I want to say today, a few days ago.

本人在和不知道第几任女朋友一起的时候，曾经去了教堂一年。本人后来和也不知道第几任女朋友分手后，她也去了教堂信了教。我相信我那堆不知道第几任信教的女朋友们一定也在她们相信的宗教里学到很多好的东西。我比较简单，能教人向善的，都是好宗教，不然政府说宗教信仰自由（我很少赞同政府）？
When I was with my nth girlfriend, I attended church for a year. When I broke up with my another nth girlfriend, she picked up Christianity too. I strongly believe all my christian ex girlfriends must have learnt a lot of good things from what they believe in. Things are more simple to me, I believe any religion is good as long as it leads people to the right directions. Or else, why does government say "freedom in beliefs" (I do not normally agree with the government)?

我听了很多遍的“给点时间自己，主会让你认识祂”，也听过很多次的“拜大伯公，大伯公会保佑你”。我今天也听说了“他不是信教的，和他分开吧。我们和他，妳选一个”。嗯，我想了很久。越想，眼睛张越大。
I have heard words like "give yourself some time, God will show you Himself" and "go bai bai, Dua Pek Gong will protect you". Today, I heard something new "He is not a Christian, break up with him. Us and him, you choose one". Hmm, so this is new and as I think more, my eyes go bigger and bigger.

判个好人死刑，原来不需要他做了什么，只要他不相信你相信的，就行了。
So it is not so hard to give a good person a death penalty. All you need to prove, is that he does not believe in what you believe. That is easy.

想到妳走了一段又一段的路，还真替妳觉得心痛。
I feel sorry for you for what you have been through.

妳的爱情，不被妳左右。
You do not own your love.

我接下来的女朋友们（如果有）和老婆（如果有），我恳求妳明白。
如果我说阿弥托佛，我恳求妳明白，至少我不会再杀蟑螂。
如果我穿纱笼到处跑，每天跪五次，我恳求你明白，至少我大腿内侧凉爽，不会再长廯。
如果我说主耶稣会打救妳，我恳求妳明白，至少妳一定跟我上天堂，可能还可以做天使。
To my future girlfriend(s)(if I have) and wife (if I can have), I hope you will understand.
If I say Amitabha, please understand, at least I won't kill cockroach no more.
If I wear sarung and kneel down 5 times a day, please understand, at least my inner thighs are dry, no more skin disease.
If I say Jesus will save you, please understand, at least you can go to heaven with me, who knows, be angels?

如果真有神，请妳相信，祂一定会让他们明白。
If there is God, please believe, He will make them understand.

我没有不赞成任何好的宗教，谢谢。
I do not have anything against any religion, thank you.

宝贝，你不明白。Baby, You Don't Understand.

我不知道刚才跟在身后的是不是你。
I am not sure if that was you.

我已不能再想，也不能这样下去。
I can't take this anymore. I can't go on living like this.

我在镜子里的那一边，仿佛看见自己报复你的念头。
Through the reflection, a fleeting thought of revenge crosses my mind.

她不知道，酒真能乱性。
She hasn't sensed that, has she?

我让她放松心情，
As I allow her to ease her mind,

而自己就在镜子前细细品尝被你折磨后的自己。
I stare deeply at the tortured product you made out of me.

今晚，我要爱自己，我也要恨你。
Tonight, I will love myself and I will hate you.

我恨你把我当玩具，恨你不能接受我是我自己。
I despise how you made a puppet out of me. I despise how you cannot accept me for who I am.

而我对你的包容，凄惨得美丽。
Forgiveness seems pathetically beautiful,

多么美丽。
breathtakingly breautiful.

你一定想不到，
You could have never guessed,

她会是我报复你的武器。
She - would be my ultimate weapon of revenge.

我把浴袍穿上。
As I put on my bathrobe,

深深地吸了一口气。
And take in a deep breath,

邪恶的香味，还在空气里飘来绕去。
The scent of sweet revenge hangs densely in the air.

走出去，她正好打算休息。
She was about to rest herself.

亲爱的，对不起。
Sorry my dear, I have to do this.

宝贝，要背叛你，轻而易举。
Baby, I never wanted to go this far but you pushed me here.

摄影很累。Photography Is Tiring

摄影很累。在这片土地上更是。你的照片少了头和脚，人家说你只爱胸部。你只爱拍女生的脚趾，人家说你性变态。你拍了一个在床上露背的照片，人家说你和模特儿道德沦落。怎么不累？你必须把胸部调到完全看不到，你必须拍很脏很脏的脚趾去转移他们的视线，你也必须为露背照的背景换成沙滩。而当你累完之后，那时候他们就会问道：“怎么这个摄影师一点个人风格也没有？”
去你的。
P.S. 妈，我不是说你。你老一辈，我能明白。

Photography is tiring. Even worse at where we are now. You snap a photo without head and legs, they say you are a typical breasts lover. You snap only chicks' toes, they say you are a sex maniac. You snap the bare back of a lady in bed, they degrade you and the model. No wonder photographers are tired, you need to darken the photo till nobody sees no breast. You need to snap a very dirty toe to draw their attention away. You need to edge out the lady and paste her on a beach to make them think it is healthy. And after all the work, in the end they will ask," Why doesn't this photographer have his or her own style?"
Damn you.
P.S. Mom, I'm not talking about you. You are from another generation so it's okay.

我是粗人，你是废材。I'm Not Great, You're Not Even Close

本人不是什么厉害人物，更自知不是创造历史的料，因为我每天张开眼睛的那一下，读的看的听的做的，都是别人留下来的。我不是亚当，更不可能是夏娃（我是男的）。

随便在这里看一看，我都能看见发起沸腾网追求梦想的05，拿下华冈杰出青年奖并创造沙巴首个现代舞团更成功栽培了两个在读着舞蹈系的学生的CLVN，用文字和照片留下足迹的元子，背起一个家庭未来的KITKAT。今天我也要恭喜你，因为你比这些人更快在沸腾成为历史人物，让大家记得你，不是因为你的音乐到不到点，是因为你比我废。

你手拿一张EP，摇滚天使手心里握着她曾越洋帮助过的一家人的感激。

你一下玩起五种乐器，CLVN一身都是发出音乐的能力。

你台上装满让你自豪的器材，KITKAT袋里装满能买你五十套器材的能力。

你嘴边挂着所谓的专业的音乐，05去年一场表演靠哼的就让全场泪流满面。

你电脑写了一堆能被删掉的意见，元子出了一本大家都愿意花钱买来读的书。

难听一些，你鼻子高高踩低别人的时候，我还有本事在你头上飞过喂你喝小便。


这不是粗口，这是一张照片，一张我想让你看的照片，一张我拍得不好的照片，一张让我有学习空间的照片。

我不知道你这样在你的环境里叫什么，但你在我们这里叫做没有家教。

我是粗人，你是废材。

厉害的人到处都是。Great People Are Everywhere

我第二次收到这类似的信息，我相信是同一个人吧。他也没自我介绍，信息一开始就直接念了几个学生的名字，然后就问我他们有没有资格被纳入教室的嘻哈团。谁谁谁，我必须很礼貌地告诉你，懂得跳舞不是全部，心态和态度好像才是关键。为什么我说好像？因为我老哥才是有资格让你了解这个道理的人。找他吧。

This is the second time I received this kind of text and I bet they are from the same person. He or she mentioned a few students who learn at studio and ask if they are qualified for the crew without introducing him or herself first. To you, in the most polite way I would advise you not to waste your credit on question like this. I think it takes a lot more than just knowing how to dance in order to become a better dancer and a better person. Why do I say I think? Because I'm definitely not the best person to make you understand this. Go find my elder brother.

Pair

Bumped into an uncle who hit my car from the front a few months back.

"Hey, kid. You know what? I hit one of your spot lights. I should only have paid for the price of one."

"Uncle, people don't sell one spot light, they sell them in pairs."

"But your car is old, you have used it before. So you should pay for the other one yourself."

"Uncle, why don't you break one of my legs and tell me you don't have to pay for it because it is so old that it has been used for 26 years?"

"Then you give me your old spot light because I paid for your new ones."

"No problem, uncle. I will give you the one you hit and the other one that you did not hit. You may have the PAIR."

...

Uncle, some things just don't come in one. 

Even a bra comes in 2 cups to make the world a better place.

报仇

01年，我离开沙巴到澳洲读书，我老弟在家里睡觉不送我机，我一直怀恨在心。

我是君子，我报仇十年未晚。

今天终于轮到我啦！老弟刚才下午飞去台湾深造了！我没送机，哇哈哈！

刘伟杰，你第一次出远门，凡事小心。

我很大方地用我的钱换了很多台币给你用，要记住这个。

加油！