2009年6月26日 星期五

Buy House Free Land


Ever dreamt of owning your own piece of land? Now you can! You get it free by buying a house! Yes, buy a house and get a piece of land for free!

Looks good? A single-storey-super-squared-house! Allow me to show you around.

This is the view from front. if you have sharp eyes, you would notice a little mountain on the left hand side. For chinese people, feng shui is good when you have mountain at the back of your house! Now let's go inside.

I can assure you this artistically designed door will catch your attention already before you enter. Designed by the famous God of Fire, it is definitely one of His best products.

Talk about a comfortable house, a huge dining room is a must. Good thing about this house is its dining room is connected directly to living room.

Such huge space it has got there. Now let's go and have a look at the room.

Imagine yourself waking up early in the morning staring at this beautiful view, wouldn't it be nice? Enough about the design, let me show you the facilities provided.

We have stylish socket,

durable cables,

cosmetic table,

and fire extinguisher.

OFFER IS ON! If you purchase this house within 2 weeks, you will get

valuable 26-year-old antique radio,

and stitch, FOR FREE!

All of these, for just RM 2 million. Yes, do not be surprised, it is only RM 2 million. Believe me, you will not regret over the purchase of this beautiful house and get free land of the size of Sabah Tshung Tsin Secondary School (I think).

At least, better than this, where my childhood was.


2009年6月14日 星期日

苹果和香蕉

当一个人跟你说他要吃苹果摄取纤维,请不要给他香蕉。

当一个人跟你说他要跑步减肥,请不要给他减肥腰带。

请给他苹果,陪他跑步。

不要以为你给的一定比较好。

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这两天在打比赛,下午打决赛了(对手问题)。

从接触排球开始就一直被提醒说打球不能静静,一定要一直说话沟通。

这两天打了我生平最静的几场球,因为我队里的二传是个哑巴。

我却打出了比平时更冷静的球风。

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这两天对“沟通”两个字又多了一点点的认识。

2009年6月5日 星期五

Sorry, I Could Not Entertain You.

I am sorry, Horace. I need more time to complete the work.
I am sorry, Madona. I cannot go yum cha with you.
I am sorry, Vanessa. I will call you soon.
I am sorry, mommy. I have not been talking to you.

Blame this.


I have less than a month to go.
I have almost 60 students to lead.
I have 12 pieces to complete.
And I only have 24 hours a day.

Thank you for being understanding.
I love you.