2008年5月13日 星期二

How to run?! People try to kill you! Hit them lah!

DJ Lum :I almost got robbed by twenty over robbers all riding motorcycles this morning. A lot of people are showing their concern as several have suffered
from this. What I would love to know is, is it okay if we knock those robbers
down with our vehicles when they try to rob us?

Lawyer Lo :Hmm… the best way is to get away from the scene.

DJ Lum :What if they have weapons in hands and they try to hurt us? Can we grab
weapon and fight back?

Lawyer Lo :Hmm… the best way is to get away from the scene and report to the police.

DJ Lum :If we, ever, under certain situation, had to defend by fighting back, would it be
considered as a crime if we kill them accidentally?

Lawyer Lo :Hmm… You see, it depends on the situation. The law does state that
kill-to-defend is not a crime. But if you do it on purpose, it could go against
you.

DJ Lum :What if they try to hurt me in the first place and leave me with no other
option?

Lawyer Lo :Hmm… The best way is to get away from the scene.

%&^#?@*&!!!! You go home tonight, lock the main door and throw your keys outside. Then go to the kitchen and tell your wife you have an affair with your secretary and it’s been going on for 3 years. You see whether or not she will chase you with a butcher knife. You try to run away but you realize you threw your keys outside. Tell me how you kill to defend, that’s if you still to have life to come out. She might forgive you, but those robbers do not know you!


2 則留言:

anne 提到...

LOL..i think u immediately ask him jump down from the window la~ i can be a lawyer if it's dat easy. hahaha!

圈外人 提到...

blif it or not, its a real conversation between a DJ and a lawyer. his answers were just unbelievable lolz