2009年8月14日 星期五

摄影很累。Photography Is Tiring


摄影很累。在这片土地上更是。你的照片少了头和脚,人家说你只爱胸部。你只爱拍女生的脚趾,人家说你性变态。你拍了一个在床上露背的照片,人家说你和模特儿道德沦落。怎么不累?你必须把胸部调到完全看不到,你必须拍很脏很脏的脚趾去转移他们的视线,你也必须为露背照的背景换成沙滩。而当你累完之后,那时候他们就会问道:“怎么这个摄影师一点个人风格也没有?”
去你的。
P.S. 妈,我不是说你。你老一辈,我能明白。

Photography is tiring. Even worse at where we are now. You snap a photo without head and legs, they say you are a typical breasts lover. You snap only chicks' toes, they say you are a sex maniac. You snap the bare back of a lady in bed, they degrade you and the model. No wonder photographers are tired, you need to darken the photo till nobody sees no breast. You need to snap a very dirty toe to draw their attention away. You need to edge out the lady and paste her on a beach to make them think it is healthy. And after all the work, in the end they will ask," Why doesn't this photographer have his or her own style?"
Damn you.
P.S. Mom, I'm not talking about you. You are from another generation so it's okay.

5 則留言:

CLVN 提到...

出书的话和我说,我先买。
This is gooooooooooooood~!

摇滚天使 提到...

yerrr... 又要逼人家写夹骨文了...
如果我说我很喜欢看那些少了头和脚的照片... 我认为这样的照片很有风格... 那...我是不是也会被归类成变态一族???瓦卡咔咔咔咔咔阿... 管那么多“人家说”干嘛?我家都没说... 呵呵~

继续加油!


p/s : 走在前端的领导人通常都会被追在后头的跟随者攻击...习惯就好!:)

圈外人 提到...

CLVN,老大,你认错人了!我是你弟弟,不是元子!我出书会吓死人!哈哈!

摇滚天使,我也是这么说!呵呵!

kitkat929 提到...

hm.....
干脆叫那些所谓的大师欣赏IC相就好了~~
哈哈~

kitkat929 提到...

hm....
干脆叫那些所谓的大师欣赏I。C。 照片好了~~
哈哈哈~